{"id":35,"date":"2009-11-23T09:18:55","date_gmt":"2009-11-23T15:18:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/3.136.9.181\/?p=35"},"modified":"2009-11-23T09:18:55","modified_gmt":"2009-11-23T15:18:55","slug":"a-shape-other-than-round","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/3.136.9.181\/?p=35","title":{"rendered":"A Shape Other Than Round"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I weigh 220 pounds according to my scale at home. This is unacceptable.<\/p>\n<p>Those of you knew me in high school may recall that I used to weigh 145 pounds. A little quick math reveals that in the last decade or so, I have added almost another half of myself to, umm, myself. And not where it counts, either.<\/p>\n<p>My waist has expanded from 30 inches to 40, 38 in a &#8220;relaxed fit&#8221; (read: fat guy) jean. My neck has mushroomed from 15 inches to damned near 18.<\/p>\n<p>My blood pressure is on the low end of hypertensive and my resting heart rate is right around 90 beats per minute. I get winded climbing a flight of stairs. I probably could not finish a mile run anymore, much less do it in 7 and a half minutes (my previous normal time).<\/p>\n<p>I used to be able to bench press my own weight (145 pounds). Now I can&#8217;t bench half that. I would probably die if I tried to bench my current weight.<\/p>\n<p>I, of course, understand that I&#8217;m almost 30 years old and that trying to compare my physical condition now to what it was when I was 16 or 17 is asinine. I am not a professional athlete, nor do I expect to be one. (My dreams of being the starting center for the New York Rangers will have to be fulfilled vicariously through my daughter.)<\/p>\n<p>So why am I telling you all this? My hope is that by sharing with the world,\u00a0maybe, just maybe, I&#8217;ll get a few words of encouragement. (Yes, I&#8217;m fishing.) Perhaps by making myself partially accountable to the community at large, it will keep me honest and committed to my course of action.<\/p>\n<p>So what is my course of action? What is my goal? To be blunt it&#8217;s this: to be a shape other than round. I hope to lose a pound a week. At that very achievable rate, I will hit my desired weight of 165 pounds in a little over a year.<\/p>\n<p>I started my quest today. I got up at 4:30 AM today so that I could drive into work early, work out and hit the shower before the business day began. With a few minor hitches, my plan was successful.<\/p>\n<p>I feel pretty good too. My arms are a bit sore and I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ll crash hard later, but for now I&#8217;m alive and functioning.<\/p>\n<p>I plan on updating you all with my progress weekly. If you don&#8217;t see an update related to my mission for better health, it means that I&#8217;ve given up and you should berate me fiercely.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s to shrinking my plentiful gut!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I weigh 220 pounds according to my scale at home. This is unacceptable. Those of you knew me in high school may recall that I used to weigh 145 pounds. A little quick math reveals that in the last decade or so, I have added almost another half of myself to, umm, myself. 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